Joke

From my Reader's Digest I just got in the mail:
A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. "What do you call that?" asks the bartender. "Tiny," says the guy. "Because he's my newt."

LOL! I admit, it took me a good 30 seconds and a re-read to get it, but then I totally laughed... out loud even!

Be Safe.

Be Safe., originally uploaded by Chimera Creation.

HAHA, this is SO awesome! I got it from Visions in Vinyl
She actually sent me two, so I put one on each side! The color 'ice blue' matches my van perfectly. The Windstar is SO pimpin now!

Lovebirds Mobile

lovebirds mobile, originally uploaded by Chimera Creation.

Here is my entry for the February challenge in Christy's Craft Challenge. It's a lovebird mobile, and it was really hard to photograph!

7...8...

NEIN!
Haha! I've discovered what is apparently the best thing about teaching a toddler a second language. They are able to say NO! to you in many different ways. It's both cute and frustrating to tell Elsa to do something and have her yell, "NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!" and then have her follow it up with "NO! NO! NO!" just in case we don't speak German. HAHAH! Ich liebe es!
In other news, I just realized I have yet to complete my craft challenge for Christy's Craft Challenge, so I will definitiely be doing that when I get home from work.
In other other news, I think I have received the most awesome flickr comment ever written. I shall recreate it for you here:

From ZNT.HÖLDUM (3:65) O carrot ! carrooooootttt !!!
for th holy head of anubis! she's so..
indifferent.. so indifferent that hurts my feelin's
:)
i like it, & the pills, & the jellyfish
they still behold the homemade style but they're expresive
:)
:)

Sorry, I have a crush.

It seems like he's singing it faster than the other acoustic versions I've heard. What is it about crushes? Do I usually lust after 40 year old balding men? No, well, not usually anyways! I admit it, I enjoy having the drama and rush of a crush. Even a silly one on a star. It is by no means all encomapsing, but it's funny to giggle at myself when I listen to his songs.

Smell Me

So yesterday I was working a booth at the Home and Garden show. It's a booth involving pet products. Caddy corner from us is a bee booth with bee products- honey, beeswax lotion, etc. So anyways, as people walk by I ask if they have a pet at home, so as to acertain if they would be interested in any of our products or services. Cut to scene:
This lady in red is walking down the corridor towards my booth, but she is across the way, stuck in a throng of people. The event was very busy. She makes purposeful eye contact with me and my booth and struggles to get through the people to talk to me. I assume by her delighted look that she must be an animal lover, so as she approaches I ask, "Do you have a dog at home?" With wide eyes she holds up her hand and says, "Smell my hand!" Me, taken aback, smells her hand, thinking the answer to my question must lie in the odor of her fingers. Did her hand smell like dog or something? Nope. Flowers. She exclaims, "Doesn't that smell SOOO good?" I nod dumbly as she walks away.
She didn't even have a pet, she wanted me to smell the beeswax lotion on her hand. Who approaches a stranger working a booth just to have their hand smelled? What a wierdo.

Love For Valentines Day

Love For Valentine's Day, originally uploaded by Chimera Creation.

Happy Valentine's Day! <3 <3 <3

More of the same.

*moony sigh*
On another note, I have Elsa singing the acoustic version of "Sorrow". I've never seen anything as cute and awesome at the same time before.

Greg Graffin

Hi Greg Graffin, I have a crush on you.


Oh, and hello to Iron and Wine too. I just discovered you and I like you a lot. But not like "Greg Graffin" like you, just like like you.

Faceless

Faceless, originally uploaded by Chimera Creation.

HEY WHAT'S GOING ON? Not much here. Have you been keeping up with my flickr stream? That's what I thought.
So, I went to the dentist a few days ago for a cleaning and an exam. They decided at my next appointment, instead of fixing my broken tooth, they are going to pull my last three wisdom teeth! AWESOME!
In other news, I crocheted a frog, I did my federal tax, but not my local, I have not yet purchased tickets for the Spring Red White game and I'm looking forward to the LNKHandmade meeting tonight.

Christ, coffee and knitting needles: Spiral Washcloth

These are super cute and I want to make one today.
Christ, coffee and knitting needles: Spiral Washcloth